FUCK MANAGEMENT

DEVVO

(ritdlmho @ Santa Devvo)

Devvo is known around the world as the boozy suzie chav from the Doncaster/Hull area in England.

I came across the video above a while ago. Luckily I downloaded it because I'm pretty sure it's been deleted off YouTube. (Just reloaded it back as this link shows it was deleted due to a copyright claim)

It was titled "Devvo is fake" and although it shattered Devvo's chav image, I have to say it is one of my favourite online videos of all time.

"Do you know him because you look reet like 'im"

- "No I just sound like him."

"Hey, are you like, related?"

- "Er, he used to go out with my sisters, auntys, brothers, cousin... Twice removed."

"Oh with aunt Tilly! How's Tilly doing now?"

- "Well he only went and got her bloody pregnant."

"Does she still make those pork pies?"

- "Oh she bloody loves a pork pie."

"She used to sell 'em... I tell a lie, I tell a lie she didn't used to sell them. I goes 'you could sell them'."

- "He said you could sell them."

"Uncle Graham said I'll take 10 off you and I'll try and sell 'em and he got 40 GRAND FOR 'EM"

- "40 GRAND FOR 10, FOR 10. What did they have in 'em, tell 'em what they had in 'em"

"They had muesli in 'em. They had peppercorns."

- "Peppercorns!"

"Ham, Ham roast!"

- "Bloody ham roast! And don't forget... they had that in sure, can't forget either.. but they had DRIED STRAWBERRIES IN IT!"

"They had mulled wine in it as well! They were RE-NICE"

- "It was like a bloody German market in there! A bloody German market and we ate it!"

"THREE TYPES OF APPLES - STUFFED WITH TOMATOS!"

- "Do not get me bloody started, on profiter-bloody-roles, with lemon sauce."
- "I tell ya, worst one we did was diet coke and sauce. I tell ya it were bloody horrible."
- "It was like going to Ireland and Weymouth all at once. But you'd only taken 20 pounds and you spent it all on a bloody deck chair."




- "He's not!"
-"He's not! He's bloody retro if anything."