HANSEL AND GRETEL
One day, the stepmother said to her husband. "We have no money left and there is not enough food in the cupboard to feed us all. There is only on thing to do. We must take the children deep into the forest and leave them there, or we shall starve."
How about getting job? You bitch. Or even getting your children jobs, as in this time, it wasn't uncommon for children to be put to work. Or even stealing food. Logical thinking is a skill you must aquire stepmother.
Their father did not want to do this, as he loved his children very much.
Pussy-whipped.
Holding hands, they came across a house covered in sweets... "There are so many sweets, I am sure the owner of the house will not mind if we just have a few," Said Hansel.
A) Calm it fatties.
B) You're going to get raped by a paedophile.
Because they feel so similar
As the witch bent over the open oven door Gretel pushed with allher might and the witch gell into the oven. Gretel quickly banged the door shut.
Murderous traits.
Once Gretel had let Hansel out of the cage, they ran out of the house and kept running until they reached a huge lake. They could see their father on the other side.
A beautiful swan glided over to them and they hopped on its back and the swan took them across the lake into the waiting arms of their father. - The End
Their father was just sitting by the lake, OH HI KIDS. Has his maritial circumstances changed? The stepmother is going to put them back in the forest. They're still poor. And what the hell is with this swan. Why.. what? What is going on here
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