By ani On 12/29/2009
Heard a DROP in the toilet as I pulled up my jeans.
"What was that?"
*Sees light*
THINKS: PLEASE BE MY PHONE
It was Pauls.
Dropped Pauls phone in the fucking toilet.  (Yeah I reached in straight away and grabbed it)
Didn't turn on after.
Thought up elaborate plans to get me out of the way of blame:


1) Buy a new phone, switch the sim card and put it somewhere he can find it ($99 - $199)
2) Get the phone repaired and put it somewhere he can find it ($??)
3) Pay for his phone/plan (24 month contract on a $20 cap = $480)
4) Send the phone back to Jenolan Caves as a parent whose kid had picked it up. Checked the sim and it belonged to him. (Postage and handling)


Just thought it better for Paul who was stressing out over the phone (and it's $20 cap which you can't get anymore with Optus (as he claims)) to know the truth.



I told him. 
He wasn't mad but relieved. 
And turns out I wasn't even pressing the power button.


lml/fml

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