Jarvis: *about Ricky Gervais* He's obsessed with anal sex. Hasn't he got anything else to talk about?
Mr Lindsay: You know when I was younger, we used to have a book about gay people and what they did.
Hayat: Yeah, it was called 'Mr Lindsays Diary'
Marve: I need to fart.
Marve: I'm farting!!
Marve: OH SHIT I NEEDA TO A POO
Marve: OH SHIT I NEEDA TO A POO
Weirdo Security Guard outside of JB HIFI: You are good girls? You don't put anything in your bags heh-heh-heh *touches Jamaliehs arm*
Me: errr
Jamalieh: *walking away* FUCKIN' WEIRDO RAPIN' MAH ARM
Jamalieh: *walking away* FUCKIN' WEIRDO RAPIN' MAH ARM
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