By ani On 5/16/2010
Ricky (As God): Build an ark!

Stephen (As Noah): Alright... Can I just clarify, what's an ark?

Ricky (As God): It's a big boat thing!

Stephen (As Noah): Alright... it's just that, I've never had any experience in carpentry. 

Ricky (As God): Build a big boat thing!

Stephen (As Noah): I'm not really.. I've never made-

Ricky (As God): Just have a go! Don't worry. You'll be all right! I'll make sure it's all right!

Stephen (As Noah): Once I've built that... I mean how big should I build it?

Ricky (As God): Very big!! Needs every animal! Two of every animal!

Stephen (As Noah): Woah woah

Ricky (As God): Every animal!

Stephen (As Noah): I'm mean the boat builting fair enough..

Ricky (As God): I told you to make it big!

Stephen (As Noah): Right...

Ricky (As God): Don't worry about the fish! They can swim.

Stephen (As Noah): So-

Ricky (As God): All the birds.. Get the flightless ones though, they'd drown. Get the flightless ones.. not the penguins, they're flightless but they can swim... but all other animals.

Stephen (As Noah): ...Should I be writing this down?

Karl and Ricky laugh

Ricky: What's your question?

Karl: All I'm saying is, don't mess about with a mammoth.

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